First, our apologies for being late posting this. We're hoping to have it
up earlier this week but some life obligations got in the way.
Welcome to The Trouble With Normal's 2024 election selections post. This is
where we will briefly go over some parts of the upcoming election in two and a
half weeks, inform you of what's at stake, and offer our opinions.
At this point some of you are saying, "So so these are your election
endorsements then?" though this post kind of goes into that territory
there is one difference between this and an endorsement. In this post we will
not tell you who to vote for. We will, however, explain what's at stake on
certain issues and candidates if they get elected and offer our suggestions on
who you shouldn't vote for.
Also, before we go any further, we have to add one small caveat. We know we
can't look at every single seat up for collapses selection or every single
issue. Because of this will try to focus on the largest ones plus some of the
biggest ones in our own backyard. Now that the qualifiers are out of the way
let's get to the post.
THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE
Let's start at the top, shall we? I'm talking about the presidential race
between vice president Kamala Harris and former electoral vote winner Donny
(sometimes referred to in this blog and print zine as the Mad Fuhrer of
Mar-A-Lago). We haven't touched on who to vote for on this mainly because we're
fairly certain the majority of our readers who are eligible to vote in US
elections have the basic sense not to vote for a man who brags about wanting to
be "dictator for a day," talks about locking up his political
opposition, refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election despite
overwhelming evidence and 60 failed lawsuits, brags about appointing the
Supreme Court Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and then claims that
"everybody wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm surprised Donny
didn't spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent talking points to
describe migrants and trans people. While
I know a few of you will probably insist on voting third party I'm fairly
certain that the majority of our readers who are eligible to vote in the
election on November 5th see Donny's hate-filled lies and rhetoric for what it
is and will do what is necessary, including voting, to make sure he doesn't
resume the job he screwed up the first time around
That doesn't mean that Kamala Harris doesn't have issues. She does deserve
criticism regarding her days as a prosecutor and California Attorney General,
as well as a rather tepid response to people protesting over conditions related
to the war in Gaza. Having said that, I also realize that she's at least a
grown up compared to the Mad Fuhrer of Mar-A-Lago and would be very unlikely to
turn the us into a white conservative
christian theocratic ethno state. Thus,
as I said earlier, while some readers may insist on voting third party I
understand why many of our readers would be leaning towards the Harris/Walz
ticket if forced to choose between her and Donny.
From here we're going to go to some more statewide issues coming from our
original stomping grounds.
ON THE BALLOT - MO
Let's start with Missouri. Even though I no longer exist there to a point
where I can be registered voter there our original home base is in Columbia
(where we still have a P.O. Box) and we do have some readers living there. So
this is for them.
When it comes for the seat up for reelection to the U.S. Senate it's safe to
say that most of our readers who are registered voters in Missouri have the
common basic sense not to vote for the guy who contested the 2020 election when
was up for certification on January 6, 2021, raise the fist when he saw the
MAGA foot soldiers for the coup attempt Marching towards the capital only to
run into hiding when it occurred to him that he might be a target as well as
those on the other side. Our readers who can vote in the show me state most
likely understand that a man claiming small town values but was educated at a
Jesuit Prep School in Kansas City who would later go to the Ivy Leagues for
college most likely doesn't give a damn about what the least amongst his
constituents are going through. Though there are some third party candidates running
for the spot it might make more sense to choose the person most likely to
remove this clown who whines constantly about the lack of masculinity from the
U.S. Senate and let him ponder his thoughts in his Virginia home, where many
Missouri residents suspect he really lives.
From that let's go to most of the amendments to be voted on thanks to
ballot initiatives (or ballot measures as they're sometimes called). For our readers who are registered voters in
Missouri our suggestions are as follows.
Amendment 2: Would legalize sports betting if passed. A bit on the fence on
this one so we suggest readers vote their conscience on this issue.
Amendment 3: If passed, this amendment would Missouri's ban on abortion and
establishes a constitutional right and to make decisions about reproductive
Health Care, including abortion and contraceptives. YES!
We suggest a yes vote on this measure because it's the right thing for
these decisions we made by whoever can get pregnant and the government should
stay out of it.
Amendment 5: Would allow the Missouri Gaming Commission to issue a gambling
boat license near the Lake of the Ozarks on the Osage River. Like amendment 2,
we suggest voting your conscience on this.
Amendment 7: Would make the Missouri Constitution consistent with state law
I only allowing citizens of the US to vote. It also would prohibit ranked
choice voting. Since non-citizens
already cannot vote in elections this is redundant.
We suggest voting no on this just on the amendment prohibiting ranked
choice voting alone. Given how the Missouri State Legislature tends to work if
it's writing the Constitution this could totally be abused and used to suppress
votes amongst those the Repub party doesn't want voting.
Proposition A: Would raise Missouri's minimum wage to $13.75 an hour on
January 1st and increase the hourly wage to $15.00 an hour in January
2026. Well $15/hour hasn't been a living
wage in a while it's still an improvement so YES on this one.
ON THE BALLOT - IA
Now let's head up to the state directly north of Missouri - Iowa. Yeah, the zine hasn't gotten much of a
foothold there but there are a handful of people that read TTWN on occasion up
in those parts so this is for them.
The Iowa ballot's important things are a little different than down in MO
(a state they consider part of the South - I'm serious). For one, there are no ballot measures allowed
there so residents who can vote aren’t able to bring the issue of reproductive
health care to a vote (which especially angers those Iowans against the recent
abortion ban the Iowa Supreme Court ruled to let take effect earlier this
year). Also, neither of Iowa's U.S.
Senators is up for re-election this year.
This leaves the four congressional seats open (all 435 seats in the
House of Representatives are two year terms).
There are a couple of constitutional amendments on the ballots (a
process where it has to be introduced by a state legislator and then go through
a several year process before appearing on the ballot) so let's look at those.
One ballot measure would change Iowa’s constitution from language saying
that Every citizen of the U.S." can vote to "only a citizen of the U.S."
can vote. It would also allow 17 year
olds to vote in primary elections as long as they turned 18 by the time of the
general election. The latter part is a
good thing but the former is redundant.
I don't know whether the goal of this is to keep 17 year old from voting
in primaries or just to get right wing talking points into votes (it's already
illegal for non citizens to vote in U.S. elections).
The other ballot measure would specify that if the Governor is somehow
removed from office via death, resignation et al, then the Lt, Governor would
assume office. This is fairly boiler
plate but shouldn't that be something the governor can already do? Because of
that I’m leaning towards suggesting no on this one.
BACK TO THE BIG PICTURE
With many states having Senators up for reelection as well as every House
seat nationally along with various state legislature races up for grabs Since there's too many for us to study up on,
much less suggest, I do have to assume some things.
If you're reading this odds are you're already a reader of the zine, the
blog, or both. If not, you got a link to
this from a friend who does. As I said
earlier it's fairly safe to assume that the majority of TTWN readers aren't
going to, or are at least extremely unlikely to, vote for the party that
gaslights most of the population, the refuses to admit publicly that Joe Biden
won the 2020 election, and are more interested in culture war talking points
than actually helping the American people.
As a result I don't feel we need to say much on which party to support
on this front.
Again, I know some readers insist on third party voting (which would be
less stressful to worry about if we had nationwide ranked choice voting) but we
understand readers choosing whom they consider to be the 'lesser evil"
candidates given what we currently face.
JUDICIAL CHOICES
Finally we'll offer up some advice regarding judges up for office or
whether some state supreme court judges should be retained. Since there are likely too many sets up for
grabs nationally to comment on this we'll leave things simple - if a judge up
for election or a judge on a State Supreme Court (not to be confused to SCOTUS)
ruled or voted in favor of an abortion ban or to make sure a ballot measure on
the issue doesn't make it to the ballot despite having more than enough
signatures then vote them out of a job.
MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET RETAINED FOR ANOTHER TERM ON THE BENCH.
We'll look at the MO Supreme Court, which by a 4-3 vote, finally allowed
Amendment 3 to be on the ballot for the 2024 election. It was the final shot of a long attempt by
the Repub run state legislature and judges to make sure Missourians couldn't
vote on it. Two of those three judges who voted not to let Amendment 4 appear
on the ballot for the 2024 election (Kelly Broniec, Ginger Gooch) are on the
ballot to be retained. I’m fairly certain
most of our readers in Missouri who are registered to vote there will have no
problem voting NO on these two for general principles.
While Iowa doesn’t have abortion on the ballot, one of the Iowa Supreme
Court Justices who voted to uphold Iowa’s strict abortion ban (David May) is up
for retention on the ballot. I urge any
readers in Iowa who are registered to vote there to vote NO on this.
OVERALL....
I know we’re a little late on this there’s very slightly over two weeks to
go until the 2024 election. However,
since this is the time when the media and political figures offer their
endorsements it’s fitting to offer our suggestions.
Again, we’re not endorsing in the typical sense. We know that the majority of TTWN readers
(either of the blog, the print zine, the website, or some combination thereof)
already have the common sense and knowledge to vote against the party whose
leader brags about wanting to be "dictator for a day" if elected, talks
about locking up – and possibly killing - his political opposition, refuses to
admit that he lost the 2020 election, brags about appointing the Supreme Court
Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and then claims that "everybody
wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm surprised Donny didn't
spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent talking points to describe
migrants and trans people.
Most of our readers already know not to support or vote for the candidates
of a political party that seeks to turn this country into a christian
nationalist ethno state in a back door manner via Project 2025, This isn’t
rocket science but a general guess of where the people reading this lean.
So, what about those who have just stumbled upon this. The ones who don’t
pay attention to politics and think that maybe putting the guy I think our readers
don’t like back in wouldn’t be all bad. For them I have some questions.
Do you think that the decision over whether or not to carry a pregnancy to
term, or even to use birth control, should lie with government bureaucrats or
with those who can get pregnant?
Do you think that climate change (and the possibility of climate collapse)
is a serious problem and that government should hold those forces polluting the
world accountable?
Do you think that systemic racism is real and that we can’t move forward as
a nation unless we do something concrete to deal with our toxic history so we
don’t repeat those mistakes in the future?
Do you think that the minimum wage should be a living wage and that anybody
saying it should be abolished without having any safety net for the least
amongst us is dangerous?
Do you think the right to protest is part of the core of our nation at its
best and that any force that wants to stomp that out is a threat to our
country?
So If you think the government should stay out of people’s reproductive
decisions, that climate change is real and stronger steps need to be taken to
change course, the systemic racism has to be addressed in order to fight the
racism that many non white people current face, that a living wage is needed in
order to lessen the effects of poverty, and that protest is a necessary part of
making change in this country, what should you do?
If you’re new to TTWN and you think the statements in the previous
paragraphs are the correct answers to those questions then I suggest that you
don’t vote for the party whose leader brags about wanting to be "dictator
for a day" if elected, talks about locking up – and possibly killing - his
political opposition, refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election, brags
about appointing the Supreme Court Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and
then claims that "everybody wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm
surprised Donny didn't spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent
talking points to describe migrants and trans people, just to name a few things
off the tops of our heads.
You have two weeks – and a lot is at stake.
Those are our suggestions regarding the 2024 election. If you’re a long time
reader or you’re new but got the hint of the last few paragraphs in regards of
whom not to vote for – you pretty much know what to do from here.