First, our apologies for being late posting this. We're hoping to have it up earlier this week but some life obligations got in the way.
Welcome to The Trouble With Normal's 2024 election selections post. This is where we will briefly go over some parts of the upcoming election in two and a half weeks, inform you of what's at stake, and offer our opinions.
At this point some of you are saying, "So so these are your election endorsements then?" though this post kind of goes into that territory there is one difference between this and an endorsement. In this post we will not tell you who to vote for. We will, however, explain what's at stake on certain issues and candidates if they get elected and offer our suggestions on who you shouldn't vote for.
Also, before we go any further, we have to add one small caveat. We know we can't look at every single seat up for collapses selection or every single issue. Because of this will try to focus on the largest ones plus some of the biggest ones in our own backyard. Now that the qualifiers are out of the way let's get to the post.
THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE
Let's start at the top, shall we? I'm talking about the presidential race between vice president Kamala Harris and former electoral vote winner Donny (sometimes referred to in this blog and print zine as the Mad Fuhrer of Mar-A-Lago). We haven't touched on who to vote for on this mainly because we're fairly certain the majority of our readers who are eligible to vote in US elections have the basic sense not to vote for a man who brags about wanting to be "dictator for a day," talks about locking up his political opposition, refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election despite overwhelming evidence and 60 failed lawsuits, brags about appointing the Supreme Court Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and then claims that "everybody wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm surprised Donny didn't spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent talking points to describe migrants and trans people. While I know a few of you will probably insist on voting third party I'm fairly certain that the majority of our readers who are eligible to vote in the election on November 5th see Donny's hate-filled lies and rhetoric for what it is and will do what is necessary, including voting, to make sure he doesn't resume the job he screwed up the first time around
That doesn't mean that Kamala Harris doesn't have issues. She does deserve criticism regarding her days as a prosecutor and California Attorney General, as well as a rather tepid response to people protesting over conditions related to the war in Gaza. Having said that, I also realize that she's at least a grown up compared to the Mad Fuhrer of Mar-A-Lago and would be very unlikely to turn the us into a white conservative christian theocratic ethno state. Thus, as I said earlier, while some readers may insist on voting third party I understand why many of our readers would be leaning towards the Harris/Walz ticket if forced to choose between her and Donny.
From here we're going to go to some more statewide issues coming from our original stomping grounds.
ON THE BALLOT - MO
Let's start with Missouri. Even though I no longer exist there to a point where I can be registered voter there our original home base is in Columbia (where we still have a P.O. Box) and we do have some readers living there. So this is for them.
When it comes for the seat up for reelection to the U.S. Senate it's safe to say that most of our readers who are registered voters in Missouri have the common basic sense not to vote for the guy who contested the 2020 election when was up for certification on January 6, 2021, raise the fist when he saw the MAGA foot soldiers for the coup attempt Marching towards the capital only to run into hiding when it occurred to him that he might be a target as well as those on the other side. Our readers who can vote in the show me state most likely understand that a man claiming small town values but was educated at a Jesuit Prep School in Kansas City who would later go to the Ivy Leagues for college most likely doesn't give a damn about what the least amongst his constituents are going through. Though there are some third party candidates running for the spot it might make more sense to choose the person most likely to remove this clown who whines constantly about the lack of masculinity from the U.S. Senate and let him ponder his thoughts in his Virginia home, where many Missouri residents suspect he really lives.
From that let's go to most of the amendments to be voted on thanks to ballot initiatives (or ballot measures as they're sometimes called). For our readers who are registered voters in Missouri our suggestions are as follows.
Amendment 2: Would legalize sports betting if passed. A bit on the fence on this one so we suggest readers vote their conscience on this issue.
Amendment 3: If passed, this amendment would Missouri's ban on abortion and establishes a constitutional right and to make decisions about reproductive Health Care, including abortion and contraceptives. YES!
We suggest a yes vote on this measure because it's the right thing for these decisions we made by whoever can get pregnant and the government should stay out of it.
Amendment 5: Would allow the Missouri Gaming Commission to issue a gambling boat license near the Lake of the Ozarks on the Osage River. Like amendment 2, we suggest voting your conscience on this.
Amendment 7: Would make the Missouri Constitution consistent with state law I only allowing citizens of the US to vote. It also would prohibit ranked choice voting. Since non-citizens already cannot vote in elections this is redundant.
We suggest voting no on this just on the amendment prohibiting ranked choice voting alone. Given how the Missouri State Legislature tends to work if it's writing the Constitution this could totally be abused and used to suppress votes amongst those the Repub party doesn't want voting.
Proposition A: Would raise Missouri's minimum wage to $13.75 an hour on January 1st and increase the hourly wage to $15.00 an hour in January 2026. Well $15/hour hasn't been a living wage in a while it's still an improvement so YES on this one.
ON THE BALLOT - IA
Now let's head up to the state directly north of Missouri - Iowa. Yeah, the zine hasn't gotten much of a foothold there but there are a handful of people that read TTWN on occasion up in those parts so this is for them.
The Iowa ballot's important things are a little different than down in MO (a state they consider part of the South - I'm serious). For one, there are no ballot measures allowed there so residents who can vote aren’t able to bring the issue of reproductive health care to a vote (which especially angers those Iowans against the recent abortion ban the Iowa Supreme Court ruled to let take effect earlier this year). Also, neither of Iowa's U.S. Senators is up for re-election this year. This leaves the four congressional seats open (all 435 seats in the House of Representatives are two year terms). There are a couple of constitutional amendments on the ballots (a process where it has to be introduced by a state legislator and then go through a several year process before appearing on the ballot) so let's look at those.
One ballot measure would change Iowa’s constitution from language saying that Every citizen of the U.S." can vote to "only a citizen of the U.S." can vote. It would also allow 17 year olds to vote in primary elections as long as they turned 18 by the time of the general election. The latter part is a good thing but the former is redundant. I don't know whether the goal of this is to keep 17 year old from voting in primaries or just to get right wing talking points into votes (it's already illegal for non citizens to vote in U.S. elections).
The other ballot measure would specify that if the Governor is somehow removed from office via death, resignation et al, then the Lt, Governor would assume office. This is fairly boiler plate but shouldn't that be something the governor can already do? Because of that I’m leaning towards suggesting no on this one.
BACK TO THE BIG PICTURE
With many states having Senators up for reelection as well as every House seat nationally along with various state legislature races up for grabs Since there's too many for us to study up on, much less suggest, I do have to assume some things.
If you're reading this odds are you're already a reader of the zine, the blog, or both. If not, you got a link to this from a friend who does. As I said earlier it's fairly safe to assume that the majority of TTWN readers aren't going to, or are at least extremely unlikely to, vote for the party that gaslights most of the population, the refuses to admit publicly that Joe Biden won the 2020 election, and are more interested in culture war talking points than actually helping the American people. As a result I don't feel we need to say much on which party to support on this front.
Again, I know some readers insist on third party voting (which would be less stressful to worry about if we had nationwide ranked choice voting) but we understand readers choosing whom they consider to be the 'lesser evil" candidates given what we currently face.
JUDICIAL CHOICES
Finally we'll offer up some advice regarding judges up for office or whether some state supreme court judges should be retained. Since there are likely too many sets up for grabs nationally to comment on this we'll leave things simple - if a judge up for election or a judge on a State Supreme Court (not to be confused to SCOTUS) ruled or voted in favor of an abortion ban or to make sure a ballot measure on the issue doesn't make it to the ballot despite having more than enough signatures then vote them out of a job. MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET RETAINED FOR ANOTHER TERM ON THE BENCH.
We'll look at the MO Supreme Court, which by a 4-3 vote, finally allowed Amendment 3 to be on the ballot for the 2024 election. It was the final shot of a long attempt by the Repub run state legislature and judges to make sure Missourians couldn't vote on it. Two of those three judges who voted not to let Amendment 4 appear on the ballot for the 2024 election (Kelly Broniec, Ginger Gooch) are on the ballot to be retained. I’m fairly certain most of our readers in Missouri who are registered to vote there will have no problem voting NO on these two for general principles.
While Iowa doesn’t have abortion on the ballot, one of the Iowa Supreme Court Justices who voted to uphold Iowa’s strict abortion ban (David May) is up for retention on the ballot. I urge any readers in Iowa who are registered to vote there to vote NO on this.
OVERALL....
I know we’re a little late on this there’s very slightly over two weeks to go until the 2024 election. However, since this is the time when the media and political figures offer their endorsements it’s fitting to offer our suggestions.
Again, we’re not endorsing in the typical sense. We know that the majority of TTWN readers (either of the blog, the print zine, the website, or some combination thereof) already have the common sense and knowledge to vote against the party whose leader brags about wanting to be "dictator for a day" if elected, talks about locking up – and possibly killing - his political opposition, refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election, brags about appointing the Supreme Court Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and then claims that "everybody wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm surprised Donny didn't spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent talking points to describe migrants and trans people.
Most of our readers already know not to support or vote for the candidates of a political party that seeks to turn this country into a christian nationalist ethno state in a back door manner via Project 2025, This isn’t rocket science but a general guess of where the people reading this lean.
So, what about those who have just stumbled upon this. The ones who don’t pay attention to politics and think that maybe putting the guy I think our readers don’t like back in wouldn’t be all bad. For them I have some questions.
Do you think that the decision over whether or not to carry a pregnancy to term, or even to use birth control, should lie with government bureaucrats or with those who can get pregnant?
Do you think that climate change (and the possibility of climate collapse) is a serious problem and that government should hold those forces polluting the world accountable?
Do you think that systemic racism is real and that we can’t move forward as a nation unless we do something concrete to deal with our toxic history so we don’t repeat those mistakes in the future?
Do you think that the minimum wage should be a living wage and that anybody saying it should be abolished without having any safety net for the least amongst us is dangerous?
Do you think the right to protest is part of the core of our nation at its best and that any force that wants to stomp that out is a threat to our country?
So If you think the government should stay out of people’s reproductive decisions, that climate change is real and stronger steps need to be taken to change course, the systemic racism has to be addressed in order to fight the racism that many non white people current face, that a living wage is needed in order to lessen the effects of poverty, and that protest is a necessary part of making change in this country, what should you do?
If you’re new to TTWN and you think the statements in the previous paragraphs are the correct answers to those questions then I suggest that you don’t vote for the party whose leader brags about wanting to be "dictator for a day" if elected, talks about locking up – and possibly killing - his political opposition, refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election, brags about appointing the Supreme Court Justices that overturned Roe v Wade (and then claims that "everybody wanted Roe overturned" - a lie so big I'm surprised Donny didn't spontaneously combust) or his use of Nazi adjacent talking points to describe migrants and trans people, just to name a few things off the tops of our heads.
You have two weeks – and a lot is at stake. Those are our suggestions regarding the 2024 election. If you’re a long time reader or you’re new but got the hint of the last few paragraphs in regards of whom not to vote for – you pretty much know what to do from here.